Thursday, March 5, 2009

What's in your backyard?


I have rabbits. And now to change the subject completely. I was waiting in line at Bath and Bodyworks with my daughter (age 11) and the lady in front of us peed on the floor while being helped at the register. No one noticed until she left the store. I almost stepped in it, but I didn't. It was a big, yellow, smelly, splattered-looking puddle and we were all quite sure she did not have a dog with her. The sales clerk grabbed a mop and pail and cleaned it up. She understood why we refused to stand anywhere near the spot while paying for our purchases. There are so many unanswered questions here:
1. Why? Did she have to go really bad and and then lost control? Does she have a medical condition? Was she just another strange Santa Cruz citizen making some obscure statement about Bath & Bodyworks?
2. What was she wearing, or not wearing, to be able to pee so effectively? 
3. Why was that mop and pail so readily available?
4. What did she look like exactly? I'm annoyed with myself for not taking a closer look. All we were able to remember was that she had really big hair. Not helpful.

Okay, I just had to get this off my chest. Enjoy your day!

1 comment:

  1. Big hair, no underwear, and smelly pee. Interesting. Somehow, the big haired pee lady & bunnies are connected... Doesn't the rabbit picture remind you of the lopsided & drunk bunnies in our backyard, when we were growing up?

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